You have got to be kidding me!!!!!!

So, I chose to watch TV this morning. Probably should not have. I was blown away with what they were discussing. Get ready for this...... For the low price of about $1800 you can go and see a physician and he will place a tube down your nose to your stomach. He will have to leave the tube hanging out of your nose to attach to a pump that is going to feed you. 800 whopping calories per day. No eating allowed. Now, you get to do this for 10 days prior to your wedding, reunion or whatever event you have coming up. I thought I was going to throw up. Then I thought I could ring their necks!!!! What are their bridal portraits going to look like with an NG tube hanging out their nose. Can you say "photoshop?". I was saddened at the fact that people are really doing this. What in the world are we thinking? Working at the hospital, most of the patients that I see with NG tubes don't leave their room because of the tube hanging out. It was totally sad. So, all of that being said....if you would like to pay me the small fee of $1800 I would be more than happy to help you loose weight and I promise, I won't put a tube down your nose. Nor will I only allow you 800 calories a day. I will push you. I will keep you accountable. I will encourage you. I can be your personal "Jillian". The key.....YOU HAVE TO WANT IT AND WORK!!! What do you think? Would you? I think you know how I feel....haha! Pam A.k.a.....Jillian to my friends